Your Friend = JJ

Mar 16

Apr 20

Sarah Palin = Jesse Jackson

John McCain’s most effective attack on Barack Obama was calling him inexperienced. But McCain’s choice of Palin, who seemed to have the foreign policy knowledge of a bowling alley waitress, made these attacks sound silly.

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And while Americans have had presidents with short résumés, some fringe political beliefs or questionable intellects, the potent combination makes Palin unelectable.

Apr 10

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Apr 02

A Glimpse into the Future

“Steve Jobs announced his return to Apple today after a government-mandated stint as CEO of General Motors. Obama White House spokesperson Ruth Christopher stated that since Jobs had saved the American auto company with the introduction of the extremely popular flyCar, he could return…”

Haha, if only, man, if only.

Apr 01

“One of the greatest things about the Republican Party is the understanding, we don’t point fingers and we have class.”

Maybe Angie Harmon should talk to some of the gays in Hollywood where she’s a mediocre model/actress/whatever about Repub understanding.

As for the class, she could talk to David Vitter, or Larry Craig, or Ken Starr, or Tom DeLay, or Ann Coulter, or George W. Bush, or Dick Cheney…

Mar 26

Cops, man.

What a drag.

Mar 24

Haha.

Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm said she won’t apologize to Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for her crack at last weekend’s Gridiron Dinner that the former Republican vice presidential candidate “really set back the cause of hot governors.”

At the exclusive Washington dinner on Saturday, which was packed with top elected officials, Granholm also used the quip to needle Pennsylvania’s governor. “You know where I’m coming from, Ed Rendell,” she said.

(It was a comedic speech. Calm down.)

Oklahoma and Georgia are trying to re-ban stem cell research at the state level

Is this even a big deal? Did anyone really think that Oklahoma “scientists” were going to be the ones to cure Parkinson’s disease anyway? I hear they’re still working on finally getting a handle of just how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

(Answer: A lot, because quad-celled zygotes are people now too and they’re pretty small. So “baby” angels are probably even smaller. Plus they can dance.)

Mar 23

If there’s one thing that would compel me to kill people and overthrow my government

I’m not sure a cap-and-trade emmissions control program would be it.

Plot of the next Jennifer Aniston movie (serious):

“The Baster” is about an unmarried 40-year-old woman who uses a turkey baster to become pregnant. It is set for release in 2010.