New Jersey may ban the Brazillian

Who knew these organizations existed:

New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling

New Jersey’s Division of Consumer Affairs, which oversees the cosmetology board

National-Interstate Council of State Boards of Cosmetology

National Cosmetology Association

Hmm, the government wants to protect the population from bikini waxes. I wonder if they view the threat posed by rampant wonton waxing to be as as great as that posed by hampsters or by smelly cab drivers.